no account · no email · photos not stored
am i cooked?
find out.
we rank your dating pics best → worst and tell you why. the photos, not you.
3 to 8 pics. about a minute. 18+.
the ranking is free · the fix list is $24, one time ·
01 / sound familiar?
the 1am reshuffle
- matches dried up, so at 1am you dragged #3 into first place and hoped.
- you asked the group chat. the group chat said "looks fine bro".
- you deleted the app, re-downloaded it two weeks later with the same six photos, and expected a different week.
- you have a favourite photo. you have no idea whether it's the one doing the damage.
every one of those is a guess with a two-week feedback loop. there's a faster way to find out what's actually going on in that set.
02 / the artifact
this is what you walk away with. free.
03 / how it goes
three steps, one minute
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1
pick 3 to 8 pics.
the ones in your profile right now. they get read once, then dropped — nothing is kept, no account is made.
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2
get the full ranking. free.
every photo, best to worst, with a verdict on each: W, mid, or L. which one goes first. and the full six-axis read of your weakest frame, as a sample.
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3
then decide if you want the fix list.
$24, one time: what to shoot this weekend, what to change on every frame, the reorder. or $49 and a person goes through your set by hand. the ranking is yours either way.
04 / the point
same photos.
same answer.
every time.
every verdict here comes from the contents of your files. not a dice roll, not a mood. run the same set through again tomorrow and it lands in the same order — which is the one thing every other tool in this space gets wrong, and the reason you stopped believing any of them.
05 / the deal, up front
what's free, what's paid
free · always · no account
the ranking
- ✓ all your photos ordered best → worst
- ✓ W / mid / L on every single one
- ✓ which one to lead with
- ✓ one reason per photo
- ✓ the full six-axis read of your weakest photo
- ✓ a set tier, s to d, for the set — not for you
- ✓ two share cards: one for the chat, one for the feed
paid · one thing, one payment
one time, $24. the ranking above stays free, and you see all of it before you pay a cent. want a person instead of a template? that's the $49 option.
the ranking does not get worse if you don't pay. we don't blur things. that whole move is why nobody trusts this category.
06 / what you're actually choosing between
nobody's real alternative to this is another photo rater. it's the thing you already do: move a frame, wait two weeks, learn nothing, move it back.
slow
you already ran this experiment. it took three weeks and taught you nothing, because a week of swipes is far too noisy to read anything out of.
no why
"looks fine bro" is not a reason. a swap with no reason behind it can't be repeated on the next set and can't be undone on purpose.
no memory
four swaps in, you can't remember what the set looked like when it worked. we hand you the new order, the reason for it, and your original order back.
and the thing we keep getting mistaken for
we are not a face
rating app.
never
no face score. no "attractiveness". no percentile, no ranking you against other people, no numbers about you at all.
never
no "+40% more matches". nobody can promise that. anyone who does is guessing at you with a straight face.
always
we grade the file: the angle it was shot from, the light it was shot in, where it got cropped, how far the camera was. those are choices. choices are fixable.
the apps are exhausting. your photos shouldn't be the reason.
07 / privacy
your pics get read, then dropped.
here is exactly what happens. your browser shrinks each photo to about 1000 pixels and strips the file's location data before anything is sent. the shrunk copy goes to our server, which passes it to an ai provider on a paid, no-training key — they grade the frame and hand back words about angle, light, crop, expression, background and distance. we keep the words for the length of your visit. we do not keep the photos.
the provider may hold a copy for up to 30 days for abuse checks — that is their policy, not ours, and we say so in plain words in the privacy page. no cookies, no trackers, no account, no email unless you buy something.
this is software that grades the technical quality of photographs. it does not evaluate the person in them, and it never returns a number about a person.
receipt
- ✓ photos shrunk and stripped of location data in your browser first
- ✓ read once by a paid, no-training ai key
- ✓ not stored by us. provider: up to 30 days, then gone
- ✓ no account, no email, no camera roll access
- ✓ no cookies, no trackers — so no banner either
- ✓ close the tab and the read is gone. that's the whole delete flow
only one way to find out.
free ranking · no account · the fix list is $24 if you want it
step 1 / your pics
drop 3 to 8 pics
the ones actually in your profile right now. not your best-ever photo — the set you're running.
drop them here
or tap to pick from your files · jpg, png, webp, heic
the ranking is free. the fix list, if you want it after, is $24 — one time.
step 2 / reading the files
0%
one pass per photo. a few seconds each.
step 3 / free, all of it
your set:
ranked.
the sample · free
your weakest frame, read in full
this is the full six-axis read — the same thing the fix list does for every frame. we give it to you on the one that needs it most, so you're deciding on the real thing, not on a blurred screenshot.
payment
checking your payment…
this takes a couple of seconds. the receipt is already in your inbox either way.
paid · i'll go through it personally
got it.
now send the pics.
a person reads your set by hand and emails the write-up back within 24 hours.
one thing to do now
- 1find the receipt email that just arrived.
- 2hit reply and attach the same photos you just ran.
- 3that's it. the write-up comes back to that address within 24 hours.
we're asking for the photos again because we don't store them — that's the whole privacy promise, and it costs you one reply. how that works.
order · changed your mind? 60-day refund.
the honest paywall
the ranking was free.
it stays free.
scroll back any time — nothing got taken away, nothing got blurred, nothing's ticking. one thing for sale below, and one way to have a person do it instead.
you already have, for free
aim the fix list at your apps · optional
- we don't promise you more matches. we tell you what's in the frames and what to shoot instead.
- no numbers about you appear anywhere in the paid part either. same rule, all the way down.
- if the order looked like noise to us, we say so instead of inventing a reason.
- the $49 option is written by hand by a person, which is why it takes up to 24 hours.
- one payment, no subscription. refunds · terms · privacy
the sample · our demo set · this is exactly what $24 buys
the fix list.
coverage / 6 shot types
what the set is missing
this is the only count that matters: not how good anyone is, how covered the set is. six jobs, six frames. a set that does five of them beats a set of five photos doing the same one.
shoot list
what to shoot this weekend
every frame / 6 axes
the why, on every photo
apply it
the reorder
do this in the app itself, one drag at a time, top to bottom.
honesty
what we're not telling you
- we did not measure anyone's matches. we can't. nobody selling you a number can.
- the frames we called mid are genuinely close to each other — reordering inside that block is not where the gains are.
- every fix on this page is a shooting instruction. none of it is about a face, and none of it should be.
- the $24 version of this is about your set. the $49 version is the same shape, written by hand by a person.